First they gave us “Dutch Wives”.

Now they give us this:

I haven’t made a burger that looked like that since The Great Patio Conflagration of Ought Twelve.  Nobody wanted to eat them then.  Now people are paying $7 for them in Japan.

It’s not burnt – it just looks that way.  The flat black finish does make it look fast, though.  And FYI I do think about more than sex and food.