Word Crimes is “Weird Al” Yankovic’s latest single.  Even if  “Weird Al” is not your thing, you should watch this – it’s good.  And I don’t just say that as a confessed language snob.

Hell, I probably commit many of those crimes here on a daily basis.  Fortunately for me it seems more like a civil matter rather than criminal.  So sue me!  Or don’t.  By the way the “scare quotes” around “Weird Al”?  Those belong there, apparently that’s the correct spelling.  So – no crime committed!