The headline of this story at NBC.com is “Stephen Hawking Fears Higgs Boson Doomsday and He’s Not Alone“. I have no idea what that actually means, but if Stephen Hawking fears it then so do I. I guess that’s why he’s not alone. Here is an article that explains what the Higgs Boson Doomsday is. Let me see if I can get this straight – because the Higgs Boson, the energy field of which is the source of mass for everything in the universe, is estimated to be just the right mass in itself to cause the potential instability of said universe, there is a theoretical possibility that said universe might become unstable and instantaneously cease to exist. Yeah. I don’t understand it either. But these guys do and they say it’s possible. Ironically (!) if the mass of the Higgs Boson were different by just a few percent, we wouldn’t be doomed! Boy did we luck out. Nailed it on the first try. Better go buy a lottery ticket.
But don’t worry:
“You won’t actually see it, because it will come at you at the speed of light,” Lykken said. “So in that sense don’t worry.”
Super. We’re all gonna die instantly at any second. But we won’t see it coming. So don’t worry about it. Nope. Don’t give it a second thought.
Stevie says don’t you worry ’bout a thing:
…Pretty Mama. On second thought, forget the lottery ticket. If I won and then the universe ended, I would have to kill myself.
Cross posted at Men Out Of Work Blog